pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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