i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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