i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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