i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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