Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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