that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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