I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize