last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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