Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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