Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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