I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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