Whod you bang
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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