dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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