Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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