kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We were destined to go to rehab together
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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