id be glad to
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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