Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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