More tranny stories later!
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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