whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it wasn't lemon gatorade
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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