I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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