Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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