she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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