i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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