im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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