Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just sucked dick on a ferry
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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