I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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