She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Im part way to drunk.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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