When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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