dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Someone signed my nipple.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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