Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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