Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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