You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I look better un-naked...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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