we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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