I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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