He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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