My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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