I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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