Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
