'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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