Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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