if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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