I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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