are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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