I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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