Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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