She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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