they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Porn is love you can see.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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