Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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