ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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