i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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