I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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