check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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