i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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