I must be too annoying 4 u.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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